Joseph, Michaela and Jonathan sat around their blankies, talking shop. An unfamiliar face appeared in the distance.
"Who's this freaking guy?" Michaela whispered, before taking a good, long drag on her ba-ba.
Jonathan shook his head. "He's a walker, that's for sure. Look at those sweet calves. This kid can definitely walk." The stranger looked on with quick eyes.
Joseph panicked. "A walker? No hands? That means he's -- he's gotta be at least 37, 38 months!" Joseph began to sob. Somebody made a mess in their diapee. The stranger was hiding something. It was only a matter of time before they found out what.
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