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Many scholars debate the cause of the dinosaurs' extinction. Some say it was a meteor. Others insist it was global warming. We think it was simply a case of a broken heart. A broken heart and possibly diabetes.

Shelter yourself from these perils with the funniest sad shirt you'll ever see, except for maybe if somebody makes a shirt with, like, a little penguin with its wings all covered in oil, and it's trying to ask another penguin for a hug, but the second penguin is all like, "No way, pal. I'm not about that."

Also: join our "All My Friends Are Dead" Facebook Group.

Impress all your living friends in this 100% combed cotton, sweatshop-free, amazingly comfy Slate-colored American Apparel t-shirt. They fit a little snug and also shrink almost a whole size in the first wash. So if you’re on the fence, order the bigger size. Check out the sizing information on the Info page.

$20

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