See that volcano in the back, there? The world's ending, bub. Maybe you shouldn't have waited so long to tell that other dinosaur how you felt. Smiles only go so far, dino. Pretty soon, your crush is dead, and you're all alone with that stupid two-seater bike, and you never really wanted that thing in the first place. You were just hoping it would score you more dino-points. All that's left to do now is sit at home, watching "Seventh Heaven" reruns. Those crazy Camdens.
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