Category Archives: Writings

Review: A baseball Game I went to today.

June 1, 2008 – 10:19 pm

Baseball! The great American pastime, I guess! Now I’m not a guy who normally goes to a lot of baseball games. I prefer my own great American pastime: sitting quietly indoors. In my apartment, see, there’s little-to-no chance a ball will fly into my face. Today, outdoors, at the game: one ball, very near my […]

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Andy Rooney tells a joke!

May 28, 2008 – 5:23 pm

Andy Rooney: Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Andy Rooney: A cell phone.
“A cell phone,” who?
Andy Rooney: I, personally, have never owned a cell phone, even though I get mail every single day from companies interested in my business. Here’s a letter from Sprint. And here’s one from Verizon. And here’s one from U.S. Cellular. And here’s one from […]

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Reader-challenge, chumps!

May 25, 2008 – 4:08 pm

Sorry I haven’t been posting here very much. Instead, I’ve been playing a lot of flash-based Internet Pac Man. Most mornings and nights, actually. Like, when I wake up in the AM, when I’m still kind of sleepy, and right before sleepy-time in the PM.
I’m pretty good, but not great. And I’ll tell you […]

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This woman is a total trainwreck.

May 1, 2008 – 8:33 am

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The guy who says “You already did” strikes again!

April 27, 2008 – 5:19 pm

Me: “Can I ask you a question?”
Guy: “You already did.”
Me: (    )
Guy: (    )
Me: “Seriously, though, can I ask you a question?”
Guy: “You already did.”

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