Category Archives: Writings

The cashier who tries to make conversation about my grocery-selection strikes again!

July 29, 2008 – 4:43 pm

Cashier: “Buying some cheese, huh?”
Me: “That’s right.”
Cashier: “I love cheese. I just seriously love cheese. Do you know how much cheese I could eat?”
Me: “No.”
Cashier: “I could eat so much cheese. Last night, at like midnight, I was just sitting there with a block of cheddar cheese. I didn’t even have a knife. I was […]

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White people perform Darrin’s Dance Grooves

July 10, 2008 – 10:18 pm

My friend Emily and I found an instructional dance DVD called “Darrin’s Dance Grooves” and tried to keep up. Stay tuned: we’ve got plans to practice every night and make another video in a month. Then I’ll change my name to JC Chasez.

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The saddest thing in the world.

July 2, 2008 – 5:15 pm

It’s this.

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Review: A baseball Game I went to today.

June 1, 2008 – 10:19 pm

Baseball! The great American pastime, I guess! Now I’m not a guy who normally goes to a lot of baseball games. I prefer my own great American pastime: sitting quietly indoors. In my apartment, see, there’s little-to-no chance a ball will fly into my face. Today, outdoors, at the game: one ball, very near my […]

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Andy Rooney tells a joke!

May 28, 2008 – 5:23 pm

Andy Rooney: Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Andy Rooney: A cell phone.
“A cell phone,” who?
Andy Rooney: I, personally, have never owned a cell phone, even though I get mail every single day from companies interested in my business. Here’s a letter from Sprint. And here’s one from Verizon. And here’s one from U.S. Cellular. And here’s one from […]

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