February 20, 2008 – 8:17 pm
Big Stone Headers of the world … boy are we prolific:
1. We’re very excited to announce that our shirts are now being carried at Super7, in San Francisco, which is located at 1628 Post St. If you live nearby, go on in, say good things about our merch (loudly) and buy something! We will probably […]
February 18, 2008 – 11:36 am
1.
“What’s up! Are you biotches ready to order?”
2.
“I need to check your purse, ma’am. We’re missing a napkin and that customer over there said you were acting very suspicious. Please hand over your purse right this second. No, I’m just kidding. Can I tell you about today’s specials? Today’s specials are hand-over-your-purse-right-this-second-no-I’m-just-kidding and sea bass. […]
February 14, 2008 – 1:39 pm
2000:
On first date, lists 10 reasons why maitre’d might be a redneck.
2001:
After bout of intense lovemaking, insists on jumping to feet and swinging imaginary golf club.
2002:
During romantic dinner at candlelit restaurant, smashes entire watermelon on fellow patrons.
2003:
(Seeing other people)
2004:
After getting the results of home-pregnancy test, puts on Novelty-Arrow-Through-Head. Stuffs pie in face. […]
You, Me and Twopree
Two, Me and Dupree
Dupree Is Ruining My Retirement!
You, Me and Dup2ee
You, Me and DuprII
Dupree 2: Judgement Day
Uncomfortably Large Bird
Bosco-The-Monster-Who-Lives-In-Your-Filth
Childhood Obesity Steve
That One Black Kid
Tickle-Me-Guillermo
Sesame Seed
The Werewolf Who Counts Things
Purple
Ol’ Whiskeydick
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the Founder of Transcendental Meditation
