Category Archives: Horoscopes

Sunday Horoscopes

May 27, 2007 – 4:10 pm

This Week: Taurus
You’re adopted, Taurus. We’ve been meaning to tell you for a while. We think you’re old enough to know, now. That means — if you want — you can date your cousin.

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Sunday Horoscopes

May 20, 2007 – 4:06 pm

This Week: Saggitarius
Saggitarius? More like Saggi-hairy-us! Time to give the ol’ barber-tarius a call-itarius.

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Sunday Horoscopes

May 13, 2007 – 4:04 pm

This Week: Pisces 
There’s a reason “pisces” sort of rhymes with “hyphy.” Somebody’s whip needs to get ghost-ridden, and pronto.

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Sunday Horoscopes

May 6, 2007 – 4:04 pm

This Week: Virgo
The operation was a success! Wake up, little Virgo. You’re a man, now!

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