August 9, 2007 – 11:21 pm
Another day, another three bottles of Robitussin, eh, Foffie? You rascal! You silken-haired hegemon! You wild-eyed undertaker! You simply adore that ‘tussin, don’t you, Foff? Oh, Foffiefoff. When will you learn?
THE FOFFIE AND THE PUG
(A conversation.)
FOFFIE: Hey, Pug. You there. Pug. (pause) Pug.
PUG: (Strained wheezing and grunting.)
FOFFIE: Pug! I say, Pug! You there! You! I say, Pug!
PUG: (Soft gargling.)
FOFFIE: (Whispered) Puggie? Puggie. I’m at the parking meter. I’ve got urgent news, but I need to know […]
Setup: How many Foffies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Punchline: It only takes one Foffie, but the real trick is trying to get the lightbulb in his hand while Foffie is attempting to physically mate with everything in the room. As the old addage goes, “If you have a leg, Foffie is going to […]
April 28, 2006 – 12:27 am
Hidden in this picture:
1) One Foffie.
2) One key.
3) Two sailors.
4) The cast of Friends.
5) A small pebble with big dreams.
6) Tom Petty.
7) Tom Hanks.
8) An ice pack which is never as cold as you wish it was.
9) Tom Cruise.
10) The institution of Marriage.
11) Nostalgia.
12) Twelve ants who cannot see the big picture.
13) A bush.
14) This […]
