Andy Rooney: Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Andy Rooney: A cell phone.
“A cell phone,” who?
Andy Rooney: I, personally, have never owned a cell phone, even though I get mail every single day from companies interested in my business. Here’s a letter from Sprint. And here’s one from Verizon. And here’s one from U.S. Cellular. And here’s one from […]