Monthly Archives: April 2008

The guy who says “You already did” strikes again!

April 27, 2008 – 5:19 pm

Me: “Can I ask you a question?”
Guy: “You already did.”
Me: (    )
Guy: (    )
Me: “Seriously, though, can I ask you a question?”
Guy: “You already did.”

By Jory | Posted in Quirks, Writings | Comments (0)

My Mom’s Recent Cameos

April 21, 2008 – 7:04 am

LOST
(EXT. A clearing. BEN LINUS, barely standing, is tied to a tree. JOHN LOCKE paces behind him, holding a pistol. MY MOM sits nearby, leafing through a Pier 1 catalogue. She’s wearing a flower-print sun dress.)
LOCKE: Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you right now.
BEN: You’re not going to kill me because I have […]

By Avery | Posted in Writings | Comments (2)