Monthly Archives: March 2008

T-Shirt Sighting

Last night, 826 Valencia had its annual Comedy Night fundraiser. It was very funny and — two years running — one of the best performances was by Tig Notaro, who took about 15 hilarious minutes simply adjusting the mic stand and moving stuff around because her “comedy was so big.” One of our pals just […]

I love ice cream so bad.


The parrot who never quite got the knack at imitation …

Pirate: “Arr! I see land in the distance. We must prepare for a battle!”
Parrot: “Um …”
*****
Pirate: “Avast, mates! It is the time to make our names. By nightfall, we will prevail. I have the map here. If we become separated, reconvene at the rock that’s shaped like a skeleton!”
Parrot: “Uh …”
*****
Pirate: “Yes, we will take […]

Another Saturday well spent.

Ahem.

An Open Letter

Dear Newman-O’s,
You taste like someone came between two pogs.
Very seriously,
Me