Monthly Archives: February 2008

Couple fight!

February 23, 2008 – 2:21 pm

I had to watch a couple having a loud fight in my local bagel establishment and it feels worthy of a report. It went a little something like this:
Timid Man (standing at counter, placing order, turning, facing, asking woman): “What kind of tea do you want?”
Loud Woman (from across the room, standing near my table, […]

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News & links, in brief:

February 20, 2008 – 8:17 pm

Big Stone Headers of the world … boy are we prolific:
1. We’re very excited to announce that our shirts are now being carried at Super7, in San Francisco, which is located at 1628 Post St. If you live nearby, go on in, say good things about our merch (loudly) and buy something! We will probably […]

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I’m almost tempted to become a waiter again so I can use these hilarious opening lines I just made up

February 18, 2008 – 11:36 am

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“What’s up! Are you biotches ready to order?”
2.
“I need to check your purse, ma’am. We’re missing a napkin and that customer over there said you were acting very suspicious. Please hand over your purse right this second. No, I’m just kidding. Can I tell you about today’s specials? Today’s specials are hand-over-your-purse-right-this-second-no-I’m-just-kidding and sea bass. […]

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The guy who doesn’t own a TV strikes again!

February 15, 2008 – 7:26 pm

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Have I seen the what? “The Wire“? Is that a television show? I actually don’t own a TV. Nope. I’ve never owned one. Yes, I’m serious. I read at night.
2.
What are you guys looking at? Magazines? I swear, I don’t know who half of those people are. Are they celebrities? Even those guys, right […]

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Bored At Work #10

February 15, 2008 – 7:16 pm

“Labrador Slam-Dunk”

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