Monthly Archives: October 2007

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October 6, 2007 – 8:33 am

I’m not sick. But I guess I was at one point, because I just found this paranoid little paragraph on my computer and it made me laugh:
Sick log, day whatever and a half
So this is what dehydration feels like. I’m a fucking mess. I keep looking at myself in the mirror to review that glazed […]

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Okay!

October 4, 2007 – 10:36 pm

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Some Futuristic Holidays by my friend Zak

October 3, 2007 – 4:20 pm

Mexi-California Reunification Day (California becomes part of Mexico again, then an earthquake separates it from mainland America, then the US government pulls it back in with a boat and reclaims it.)
Easter (this remains the same, but instead of looking for Easter eggs, kids look for water.)
No School Month!
Hedgemon Proxy Day
May 12 (everyone takes off their […]

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Hey cartoonists! Keep doing this stuff! It’s so funny!

October 2, 2007 – 4:58 pm

Italicize the wrong words for no reason whatsoever!
@$#%$#@^@ = cussing!
Jokes about golf!

(Ahahahahahahaha!)

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Jory’s Big Stone Head gem of wisdom (written while sitting in the park on Saturday):

October 1, 2007 – 1:20 pm

Gem: “If I watch a pack of dogs for long enough — with their incessant sniffing and peeing and licking and gyrating — it makes me want to throw up. I’m entirely serious.”

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