Monthly Archives: October 2007

Some equally good film-pitches I came up with, having just watched the “Bee Movie” trailer and then looking in my cupboard for something to eat …

October 31, 2007 – 8:04 pm

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Ever wonder what Safeway Old-Fashioned Oats do when nobody’s heating them up?!
From the creators of Shrek comes this hilarious take on our favorite 100-percent natural, cholesterol-free cereal …
This Friday, join folks across America for Cooks in 5 Minutes!
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Ever wonder what jumbo pitted olives do when nobody’s adding them to a salad or pasta […]

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Words!

October 30, 2007 – 7:34 pm

I wrote up a review of a recent Two Gallants concert for the website 4F, which you can read here.

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Two truths and a lie

October 27, 2007 – 6:05 pm

(See if you can guess which is which!)
Truth: The third one will be the lie.
Truth: Not this one. This is also a truth.
Lie: There’s a big fucking dude over there and he’s stealing your cat!

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Today’s Big Stone Head Gem of Wisdom

October 8, 2007 – 11:09 am

Think about how long you’re a corpse compared to how long you’re a pre-corpse.
Enjoy your day.

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Don’t You Dare Close Your Eyes

October 7, 2007 – 9:36 am

Things to note:
1. Hilarious lurching flying carpet rig.
2. Dance moves begin to repeat at around 1:14.
3. Christmas-tree-light starscape fantasy backdrop.
4. Slammin’ gold lamé turban.

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