August 22, 2007 – 8:25 pm
Remember Kid Nation? The upcoming CBS reality series where 40 children are left to build their own society, without parents, in a New Mexico ghost town? Well, I may not have been going out on a limb when I said that shit was doomed from the start, but it does feel nice to […]
August 21, 2007 – 3:34 pm
For the last few days, I’ve been house-sitting for some friends. Their house has no cell phone reception and no TV and limited internet–it’s basically in the middle of the woods. Well, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I made a MIDI instead. It’s called “Whispering Goodnight to the Moons of Jupiter.” […]
August 9, 2007 – 11:21 pm
Another day, another three bottles of Robitussin, eh, Foffie? You rascal! You silken-haired hegemon! You wild-eyed undertaker! You simply adore that ‘tussin, don’t you, Foff? Oh, Foffiefoff. When will you learn?
Bees are tricky motherfuckers. I was busy writing some stuff on facebook just now and I heard a buzzing and I looked up into my light cover and there was a real-deal city-bee inside of it and all I could do was quickly jump out of my chair and take about five steps back and […]
(Use this at your next board meeting or jam session, and you’re sure to get quite the reaction!)
Q: What is the Disney Corporation’s favorite clothing company?
A: Lilocrombie and Stitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bow.)
