Monthly Archives: March 2007

A Few Actual Spam Comments We Had To Erase From Our Website And A Short One-Man Play Inspired by #14

March 30, 2007 – 10:09 pm

This page contains some info about poo…
Eye of dog porn
Modern view of the biggest loser
Relevant information about Lil Kim nude…
Top news about huge breasts
Anal author
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3 books about dirty text message
Nude reviews of “The Family Guy”
THIS IS THE HOME OF THE POOOOOONTANG!
Value source for crazy bestiality stories.
The newest technologies for sausage […]

By Avery | Posted in Lists, Writings | Comments (1)

The Big Stone Head Book Club!

March 29, 2007 – 10:23 pm

This week, we’ll be discussing our own mini book. Join us.
Next week, we’ll expand our definition of “book” to include our own shirts. We’ll be reading the phrase “All My Friends Are Dead” over and over again. Please – if you can — join us.

By Jory | Posted in Writings | Comments (0)

Avery & Jory’s Seven Deadlier Sins

March 29, 2007 – 10:04 pm

Wasting eggs
Gigantism
Pinkeye-spreading
Earnestness
Promising that you know how to give really good haircuts and getting somebody to sit down in your very special “barber’s chair,” but – once they’re looking at a People magazine – stabbing them in the neck with your scissors and then, adding insult to injury, giving them bangs
Saying “Cut It Out” with or […]

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Are you ready to laugh?

March 29, 2007 – 8:35 pm

By Jory | Posted in Mousy McMouse | Comments (0)

Avery and Jory’s Rejected Submissions from The New Yorker Caption Contest

March 22, 2007 – 11:19 pm

If you think that’s good, you should see my backhand!
There’s one in every family, ma’am.
Waiter, I believe Dick Cheney is in my soup!
I said I wanted change, but this is ridiculous.
Somehow, these eye-glasses are making my vision worse.
Talk about a large nose!
I’ve got the evidence to prove it!
This isn’t heaven. I’m just a […]

By Avery and Jory | Posted in Lists | Comments (1)