I was talking to Avery a little while ago and told him that I always feel like I’m either getting better from being sick or getting sick again, that there’s not a whole lot of in-between time. He told me that the idea is to maximize your getting better time until you become superhuman, then […]
So I was standing in line and the cashier was talking to an old woman in front of me and she’d given him a hundred dollar bill. He was hassling her for no apparent reason. “Well, I need to check if this is a counterfeit hundred,” he said. “Lots of counterfeit bills going around today, […]
The window to the soul
It’s the sternum, say doctors
Funny joke about a celebrity-sternum
Mischa Barton’s sternum is riding in an airplane with a rabbi. OK? That’s the premise. So Mischa Barton’s sternum pops up and is like, “Hey! Look at me! I’m down here! Boo! Boooooooooooooooooooo! Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Ahem. Anyway, do you know any good jokes, rabbi?” […]
