Monthly Archives: July 2006

A Confession

Every time my roommates leave our apartment, I lock all the doors and sample the free karaoke songs on our Comcast cable. I haven’t told them about it, and I’m not planning on it. My rendition of Rocket Man is out of control!

An Open Letter


3 minutes of ideas.

In general, I find that I’m interested in how the beginnings of ideas get turned into final products. I just really like seeing that process. So, I thought I’d post some idea-lets. Just baby ideas. I set my microwave timer to 3 minutes and wrote as many ideas as I could. […]

A few inventions that we’ve been working on

1. Glasses that make every girl you see look like your aunt.
2. A window that you can look into and see exactly what Neil Diamond is doing, right now.
3. This special kind of gum where you put it in your mouth and chew for about a minute and then you open your mouth and out […]

Middle Ages meets Big Stone Head

Hello Crimestoppers.
This is James. Avery and I created those videos together. That’s right, totally boss. You don’t like them? Go to hell. I need to go to the bathroom so here’s the blog and short of it. If you look in the dance sequence of An Allegory, there is […]