Monthly Archives: April 2006

Two Good Minutes With Jory

April 30, 2006 – 12:42 am

Actual name of a television weatherman
Tornado McStormfront-Williams Jr.
Actual given name of a television anchorman
Newsie O’Newsigan
The Nation’s Worst Job (as of late April, 2006)
Monkey-scratcher
The Nation’s Second Worst Job
Personal assistant to the monkey-scratcher (although the pay is much lower, no actual monkey-scratching occurs)
Humor’s new motto
“Be there!”
Truth’s new motto
“Why not?”
Love’s new motto
“How ’bout it?”
Guilt’s new motto
“You’re probably too […]

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An Open Letter

April 29, 2006 – 12:41 am

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Where’s Foffie?

April 28, 2006 – 12:27 am

Hidden in this picture:
1) One Foffie.
2) One key.
3) Two sailors.
4) The cast of Friends.
5) A small pebble with big dreams.
6) Tom Petty.
7) Tom Hanks.
8) An ice pack which is never as cold as you wish it was.
9) Tom Cruise.
10) The institution of Marriage.
11) Nostalgia.
12) Twelve ants who cannot see the big picture.
13) A bush.
14) This […]

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DISCUSSION QUESTIONS (on poor, sleepless Jory’s mind right now, written on a laptop in a darkened room on a work night)

April 26, 2006 – 12:20 pm

1. What if there was a worldwide sunscreen shortage? Would sunbrella sales increase? Would there be a huge freckle outbreak? Would people still play Frisbee as much? What stupid shit would lifeguards wear on their noses? Sour cream?
2. What if a Starbuck’s opened up at the far corner of your bathroom? How long would it […]

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Tuesdays with Alex

April 25, 2006 – 2:07 pm

Another Tuesday, another winning contribution from our friend, Alex.

A note from the creator:
“here some more foffies. the umbrella one is the main entry..the other two are mere supplements!”

There you have it.

There you have it, indeed.

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